absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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