And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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