I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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