North Korea, Best Korea!
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
