tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
it was like eating out sand paper
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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