Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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