what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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