just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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