You're my little dorito
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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