In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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