So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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