Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Non-Jews are for practice
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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