official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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