Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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