Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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