K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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