I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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