Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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