forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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