My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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