3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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