Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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