come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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