how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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