i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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