so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i think i scared a bird with my dick
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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