Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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