She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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