Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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