WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
