so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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