He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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