its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
My vagina is very pro this idea
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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