you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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