i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I have feelings that need drinking.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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