In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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