try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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