you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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