So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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