The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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