She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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