Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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