I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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