that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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