Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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