She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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