Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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