So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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