Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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