I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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