There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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