I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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