I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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