my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
