i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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