I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
