Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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