Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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