yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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